Starsiege Story By Arikraz Part 1: Perv's Plan

[Arikraz]

This is a story written awhile back when i was under the name Evo Escaflowne back at NSDF (i know, bad me, pertaining two people at once for those of you who remember those days) and felt like bringing it here so we can have more diversity in the story forum here.

as with the warrior story, i will begin on the next post as not to waste space

Written by: Dis Pilot SoMeOnE and Arikraz

[Arikraz]

*Crick crick*"heeheehee, this is going to be the Greatest thing Since I took Merlins Tutu w/o him knowing!" *beepboopbeepboop*"what the!? i shoulda known sor would have an alarm...hey...whats that noise...sounds like...ATTACK DOGS!! AHHH!!"
Sor - "uhhh...GEEZ! is Perv Tryin to sneek in here again?!, Thank goodness I put in that Alarm and those German Shepards To attack Him or anyone else tryin to sneek in here for certain reasons..." "ahHH! leggo of Me tutu!!" *snap!* "Not my ASS!! Anything but that!!" *perv Runs back to his Bunker*" What should I do about those damn dogs*!!!* , I have the perfect plan...but it'll haveta wait till tomorrow..."*yawn**snore*
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*beepbwoopbeepbwoop*
"Red Alert!! Red Alert!! All hands To The Campaign Room!"
SoMe1- "Whats goin on...Agh geez, after Hearing perv Scream like a girl last night AGAIN! i can't get anymore sleep! Doggarnet..."
*Everyone is Inside the Campaign room already*
Ice- "Everyone here yet? I should Take Rolecall,
"Sor?"
HERE!!
"Merlin?"
hi....
"SoMe1?"
Harheeharheehar WASSUP!!!
"esca?"
mornin....*goes bak to sleep*
"raynor?"
my Blackjack and I are here!!
"great....Rand??"
Present!
"Flameman?"
tell Perv to Goto sleep sometimes....
"That Reminds me.....Perv?"
*cricket Chirping*
"perv?!"
*no noise*
"PERV!!!"
Sor - No show from the dork...
"oh great!!"
Mer - "why? he probably kept us all awake last night...AGAIN!!"
Ice - "We Need him!! Hes our Distraction To the Cybrid attack!*
All - "WHAT!? ANOTHER BRID ATTACK!!!"
Ice - "Unfortunatly Yes...We have Scanned the area where they are attacking and have spotted 3 Exec's, 4 Bolos, 2 Recluses, 3 Adjucators, and Believe this, 2 Preds!!
Mer - "great, And Me w/o my lucky tutu.... "
Ice - "wait a minute! I just got some New Info!!"
All - What is it??
Ice - PERV IS PILOTING ON OF THE PREDATORS!!!
All - WhAT!!??
Mer-So what does that mean, does that mean Perv is w/ the 'brids
Tarkus- Impossible, the 'brids would kill him first
TT-Are you sure it's Perv Ice?
Ice - Positive, it has the replica of Sor on the side of it

*They discuss the matter for a while then decide to attck*

Ice - Ok, we will attack in four groups: Beast, CL, since you're both the second highest rank of your respective CAD you will lead them. Tarkus, Me, Sor, Killer, Flame, and TT will lead in the front with the two CADs behind us to the side. Merlin, you were the last HM so you will lead the Acad from behind. We have Liana staying behind running things and making sure those MFAC turents stay in working order. Gwen, Raynor, and Blackhawk will aslo stay behind incase of an attack from the brids by surprise.

*Two hours later Gen. Ice and the rest of the first wave prepare to lead out*

Ice - Tark, will you do role check please?
Tarkus - Sure. CL, is the 1st CAD ready.
CL - Yep and ready to rock n roll.
Tarkus - Beast?
Beast - We be here ready to frag some 'brids.
Tarkus - Merlin how are the newb's comin along?
Merlin - Bad, half of em dont even know what a HERC is.
Tarkus - What fun, keep em behind, maybe they'll learn something.
Merlin - Roj that.

Flame - Beast, get Turtle ready to spot for us.
Beast - Got that.... Turtle, start marking targets.

*Turtle starts to Mark the target getting together a good idea what they arer up against*

Turtle - Ok here's the highlights: We have 2 judges Radding, a Shrike Exec, 2 Bolos are Blinking, both recluses spidies, and everything else is a mix of E-Mags, PBWs, and EMPs. And one Pred has dual PBWs, and the other has two BC's. The BC Pred is the one I marked "Perv".

[Arikraz]

*Back at the Base…*

Esca – Man!! I havta Stay here with the maniac with the Blackjack…*kicks a can*
Raynor – hey Lighten up man! This is serious! Perv seems to be helping out with the brids and we don’t know what to do!
Liana - *through Radio from the hanger* Raynor, Blackhawk Or Gwen Can any of you Hear me?
Gwen – This is Gwen, I hear you loud and clear, hows it going with the MFACS Turrets?
Liana – Not so good…One of the turrets’ Reactor blew and it’ll take about 2 hours to fix…We Still don’t know the cause of it…the Other ones are at 100% working!
Blackhawk – raynor, Check the scanners to see whats going on out there and report into ice…<br>Raynor – affirmative…lemme see here… Our First wave is showing up on the rad…WHAT THE!? We hadto have seen this before?!!
Esca – What Raynor!? Whats goin on!?
Gwen – yea, what is it Raynor??
Raynor – There Is an Entire Artillary of ‘Brids hiding behind That Hill! And Cloaked too!! Our First Wave is doomed!! ICE!! ICE DO YOU READ ME!!!
Ice - *through radio* Yes Raynor, What is it??
Raynor – DON’T SEND OUR FIRST WAVE YET!! IT’S A TRAP!!!
Ice – What Do you mean??
Raynor – There are about 56 More ‘brids Behind that Giant Hill All cloaked!
Ice – WHAT!! I think I know what Pervs doing…<br>Raynor – Do you want me to send Somebody out there??
Ice – We Might need one more…who else do we have that we can send??
Raynor - *looks around* We Have Esca…<br>Ice – That’s better than nothing!! Send Him in a Gorgon
Raynor – Right Sir! Esca!
Esca - *gets startled* uhhh yes sir??
Raynor – Go Get in a pilot suit…your going into the battle field!!
Esca – WHAT!? Sw33t!!! What herc??
Raynor – A gorgon, its already loaded with 2 qguns and 2 emps w/ a smod and scap just incase…<br>Esca – YES!! MY FIRST BATTLE!!! WOOHOO!!
Raynor – Don’t get too excited, This is a serious thing…<br>Esca – Sorry Sir, I will do my best!

*Back at the battle Field*

Sor – Whats Going On Why aren’t we attacking sir?
Ice – We just got a report of about 56 more ‘brids waiting for us behind that hill 1023m from nav bravo…<br>Sor – oh great…<br>Ice – We are sending Down Escaflowne with a gorgon down here to help out With the newb’s…<br>Mer – Are you sure? He’s Almost brand new, You sure he’s good enough?
Ice – Hes the only thing we got have that’s not working in the base…<br>Mer – okay…<br>Sor – Isn’t he the one that was trained by RougeFlame?
Ice – I’m sure but not totally positive about that…<br>Sor – He’s pretty good in the simulators…but this is a real battle so I wonder how he’ll handle it…<br>Esca – WOOHOO!! I’m here guys!!
Ice – Did raynor send you with a message
Esca – Yea, here it is
*Esca hands Ice the note*
Flame – What Does it say Sir
Ice - …it says:
“Iceman,
Sir, Do not send ANYONE over to Nav Bravo,
It is a death Trap. I don not think
That the ‘brids think that he is one of them
I have Sent Esca with this note to you saying this…<br>Thank You Sir,
Raynor”<br>Turtle – Does this mean that once they find out he’s not a ‘brid, they will kill him??
*back at base*

Liana - Spammit!
Blackhawk - What now?
Liana- the western MFAC turrent has an object shoved in the firing arrays.
Raynor - Well, just shoot off the MFAC until the object is gone.
*Liana hits Raynior with a wrench*
Gwen - Hey hey hey, not now... Liana what would happen if it was fired
Liana - The MFAC would explode, and cause serious damage to the Turrent itself.
Raynor - Why you have to hit so hard
Liana - Cuz I'm nice like that, would you rather be in medbay?
Blackhawk - Well we better get it out
Liana - Good idea, i nominate Raynor to do the job
Raynor - Why me
Liana - Would you prefer med bay?
Raynor - I'm going I'm going
*outside the base*
Raynor - Stupid MFAC
*he begins work on the MFAC, when something catches his eye, he sees a bright green light shooting the Southern Turrent, he then realizes the "light" was a BLINK*
Raynor - Blinks.... BH Gwen, Liana, we got a major prob, Liana take manual control of the Souther MFAC turrent, Gwen get out here, BH, get my Gorgon ready then head out with Gwen, I'm ion my way back in... Ice.... Ice.... Tarkus, Ice, Sor come in... crap.. outta range... Wait a sec! Merlin come in!
Merlin - Yea... can bearly...hear you..
Raynor - Bring the trainees bakc here, we got trouble...
Merlin- On our way..
Liana - Raynor... get back in here ok... Somebody needs to keep the rest of the squad updated about the 'brids
Raynor - Okay

[Arikraz]

Beast - I don't know but one thing is for sure...Perv is one CRAZY MAN!!
Ice - Perv Can you read me?
Perv - Well Hello Ice! Hows it doin over there?
Ice - What are you doing? Do you know that there is about 65 brids behind you??
Perv - Well Duh!!! But You'll Find One Different Thing about them once this battle commences...
Sor - PERV YOU DOLT! WHY ARE YOU FIGHTING AGAINST US!!! YOU WILL GET DEMOTED AND OR KICKED OUT OF NSDF FOR THIS!!!
Perv - Like I said...You'll Find One Different Thing about them once this battle commences.
Sor - Agh Perv this is Really pissing me off.
Perv - You'll Be Even madder once You Find Out Whats going on here...
Mer - Perv, Don't Do this to use friend...
*perv Shoots Merlin W/ one of his BC's*
Perv - Come on old man!!
Ice - Stay Back merlin, I think He's Just toying with us...
Mer - Dammit...i wanted to Skin the little Weasels Ass To shreds...
Perv - Come on Mer!! you too...
CHICKEN!!!

Turtle - Don't do it Merlin, remember about the brids...
*one Brid Interrupts there Conversation*
eAtEr Of HeADs - You human//Animals are irrelivant to the GIVER//of\\Will!! surrender now or we Will haveto resort to hurt//maim\\kill...
Sor - oh great...Wheres pLaGUe-DoG When you need him...
SoMe1 - He's Probably chasing Raynor Right now...
Sor - oh well, I'm Guessing Eater of heads is the leader...
Ice - Right, which means that if we take him out first we'll outrun the rest of the hoard...
Esca - What am I to do Sir...?
Ice - Stay back with merlin and the rest of the Acad...
Esca - okay
*Later on in the afternoon...*
Raynor - Sir, the brids Are starting to walk torwards you
ice - Thanks Raynor, OKAY EVERYBODY LISTEN UP! THE CYBRIDS ARE STARTING TO APPROACH!!! EVERYONE TURN ON YOUR SMODS AND GET YOUR SCAPS READY!!! THIS MIGHT BE THE HARDEST BATTLE YET!
Perv-*talking to EaTs-OnLy-HeAdS* Ready my liege?
EOH-yes perv we dispense at ur command//trigger
*the brids start headinig for NSDF*
Tarkus-everyone wait'll they get closer
Esca-what should I do?
sor-go back with merlin and all the other trainees
rigger-*coming up to sor*should i cloak my oly and go rig a couple of brids?
sor-no its too dangerour, and besides, ur too fresh(untrained) still
rigger-okay*walks back to where esca and merlin are*
Sor-Dammit! if only we could get hold of GoP and TSF but they're on mars fighting with somthing else.
*the brids get closer and into firing range*
tarkus-on my command, everybody FIRE!!....FIRE!
*NSDF starts shooting at the brids and all the MFACs and everything else just go right through the brids*
Beast-WHAT THE!? its like they're....just....holograms!
perv-HAHA! good job beast! u figured it out!*perv presses a button and all the "brids" disappear*
tarkus-PERV!! your gonna get demoted for this!!
Perv-h-hold o-o-on!*pervs pred disappears*
sor-This whole thing was a set up!?if that was a fake, wheres the Real perv
tarkus-thats kind of a funny was to say that but i dont know...
*NSDF returns to the base and fills Gwen, liana and raynor on what happend*
Raynor-Dammit! then what was the BLINK the got jammed in the MFAC cannon
Esca-that woulda been me because I had Some1 install a BLINK cannon in My gorgon when no one was watching along with 2 turbine boosters and so when i left to goto the "battle Field" I tryed to turn on the boosters but i turned the BLINK around and shot the cannon on accident
Liana-Whew! thats over with but wheres the real perv?
*Sor screams from her bunker*
Merlin-whats wrong?
sor-look!*points to all the stains in her room*PERV WAS HERE THE ENTIRE TIME WE WERE GONE!
Merlin-spammit
*Perv walks in*
Perv-Whats with all the screaming?*tryes to contain his Girlish laughter*
*Sors whaps him upside the head with a frying pan*
Sor-what happend to my attack dogs perv?
Perv-they're over there*points to the corner of sors closet where the dogs have a week supply of t-bone Steaks* just please one night with me!!
Sor-NO!*hits him again*NOW GO MAKE DINNER AND MAKE IT GOOD OR Ill DEMOTE YOU!
Perv-Ok! not again!

THE END!