The Rise of Evil SoMeOnE

[Arikraz]

This is a story written by Dis Pilot Some1 (aka SoMeOnE) that also coincidentally was not finished.
It was started because of a giant spam thread made in the NSDF Public forums by Some1, Arikraz and Rigger, and eventually was turned into a story by Some1.

The backstory in the beginning talks about the thread that was made.

The Rise of Evil SoMeOnE
Written by: Dis Pilot SoMeOnE

[Arikraz]

SoMeOnE, a Shado with the ability to use conjury, taught Rigger, a striving young explosivist, the Sage-ism ability which would allow him to bring himself and others back to life. However, the combined powers of Rigger and SoMeOnE drew them to each other like opposite sides of a magnet. Somigger, a hideous creature spawned from it. When SoMeOnE's half spastically transferred into a near by civilian, Arikraz, Somigger split into it's core components, Rigger and SoMeOnE. However, with SoMeOnE in Arikraz's body, SoMeOnE's body died. SoMeOnE's spirit taught Arikraz Sage-ism mentally, but by doing so Arikraz attained an even greater knowledge of the Shado's power. Arikraz cast Sage-ism on SoMeOnE and he came back to life. However, the new powers corrupted Arikraz. He took a bard and combined him with a perverted demon. When this happened, it used all Arikraz's power, and by the time he realized what he had done, it was too late.

Enter Arikraz

"What the... What have I done!?" Arikraz yelled. Demon and Perryn began to fuse together, forming something more hideous than Somigger.

"Arikraz, you idiot! If only I had a wrench... Wait, I do," Liana began to go for Arikraz but SoMeOnE stepped in.

"Liana control yourself, he didn't know what he was doing," SoMeOnE said.

"You're right, you are to blame!" Liana began to throw the wrench but Rigger tackled her and pinned her down.

"Let me go you bastard! Look what he's done to Perryn! I'm going to kill you SoMeOnE!!"

"Liana, if you kill me, then there will be no hope for Demon or Perryn," SoMeOnE said.

"How, you bastard, you don't know how to split them apart?" Liana demanded.

"Easy, I will spastically transfer into Demon Aethyr, and teach Demon Spastic Transfer and Perryn Sage-ism. Demon can then possess one of us, split Demon Aethyr, and we can just replay the last two minutes over again."

"So, who's Demon going to possess?" Rigger asked. Everyone looked at Rigger. Rigger slowly stepped away.

"You better not fail, bastard," Liana threatened.

With a death wish, SoMeOnE retorted, "Quit calling me a bastard, you brat."

Flames burned in Liana's eyes, "Why you!?"

"Nah-uh, no violence in school... or on Titan," SoMeOnE said with a smile.

SoMeOnE spastically transferred into Demon Aethyr, but something went wrong. With two minds in one body, SoMeOnE took control of both of them causing his spirit split in two separate parts. Good and Evil. Powers and no powers.

SoMeOnE went back into his body, not capable of using his conjuric powers. What happened, SoMeOnE thought. Then he began to realize what was about to happen...

"Rigger watch out!" He knew the warning would be no good. The Evil SoMeOnE had already taken control of him. Rigger began laughing, shot SoMeOnE with a blaster, and took off with SoMeOnE's Disrupter Tank. The other SoMeOnE, the good one, was knocked out from the blast. Arikraz and Liana stood there in shock. Hours past with not a word spoken. Then Liana broke the silence.

"What the hell just happened?"

"A sud kocc oei. SoMeOnE jfcak adke weev udt olac fuhkj, kxo olac fuhk kubadw xaj mugas fenohj. Olac SoMeOnE khudkvohot adke Rigger," Demon Aethyr said.

"Again, what the hell just happened?" Liana repeated

"I think Demon Aethyr may have acquired a new language after the fusion," Arikraz said.

"Let me get my Wal-Mart brand Intergalactic Translator," Liana said.

After a few moments Liana started translating.

"A sud koll you. SoMeOnE split into good and evil parts, the evil part taking his conjuric powers. Evil SoMeOnE transferred into Rigger." Demon Aethyr said again.

"Mmmkay, beam me up Scotty," Liana said blatantly.

"SoMeOnE was diagnosed with schizophrenia. Maybe because Demon Aethry share two minds, the two personas split," Arikraz said proudly, realizing he was capable of thinking it up before Liana.

"Quit being smart, it's scaring me. So how do we get you two apart and SoMeOnE back together again?" Liana asked impatiently.

"Learn the splitter ability to get us out of each other. Second learn the combiner ability to get the SoMeOnE's together again. Third, lock SoMeOnE away in the nearest asylum. You can learn the abilities from the Sorceress of the Hill. Take Demon's Gorgon, Arikraz, and Perryn's Goad, Liana," Demon Aethyr explained.

"Why not take my Bolo, it's just a hop, skip, and jump down to the Titan Strike Force hangar?" Arikraz asked.

"Because by now Rigger, or rather SoMeOnE's evil half, has destroyed the majority of Imperial Police bases on this side of the moon. It is just you two now," Demon Aethyr said.

"So that means if we fail, Liana and I will have to repopulate the..." Arikraz began, but Liana shoved her Candle gun into his back, ready to pull the trigger if dared to finish his statement. #nosmileys

[Arikraz]

"This is Liana, Perryn's Goad is ready to go," Liana said.

"Demon's Gorgon is... very dirty... but let's head out. Demon Aethyr gave me the coordinates of the Sorceress's castle, we will be there in about 15 minutes." Arikraz said.

"Check, check, roj roj." Liana replied.

Arikraz carefully sat back in his seat, careful not to touch anything sticky. What just happened? Demon and Perryn are now one people, SoMeOnE is now two person, Rigger's under the control of one SoMeOnE, while the other is out cold back at base. My head hurts. The radar in the Gorgon flickered. What? Something is there that's not really there... or is it? What the... Oh no, a cloak! "Liana, SoMeOne's here!" Arikraz screamed, but it was too late.

Out of the side of his cockpit he saw Perryn's Goad rolling. The Disrupter uncloaked and smashed into the wreckage that was Perryn's Goad. The cockpit flew open and Liana's body fell out. She was dead no doubt. Oh God.... Oh God... Liana's dead, Perryn's gonna kill me... Ok that's it, you are dead.

"Hehehehahahaha! C'mon Arikraz," the Disrupter pulled out in front of the Gorgon and stopped, "Kill me, your best friend, Rigger! You know you want to. Take a shot at me." Rigger yelled over the comms. Arkiraz had his hand on the trigger. No, Rigger can't help himself, he's innocent. SoMeOnE's evil half is doing it all. I have to finish the mission and save Perryn and Demon...

"Weakling... too bad for you," Rigger under Evil SoMeOnE's control said.

With that the Disrupter turbined. The cloak re-activated and the tank simply became another rock on the surface. There was some clanging outside, but Arikraz didn't notice it. Arikraz sat there in disbelief. Liana's dead... I just can't believe it.

"You stupid idiot, it's cold. LET ME IN!" Liana screamed through the glass.

"What!? How the hell!?" Arikraz jumped out of his seat, hitting his head on Demon's secret compartment containing... well.. I can't say what it contained. You kiddies aren't old enough for that.

"Don't worry about it, I'll expand the shield so that none of the methane gets in," Liana explained.

"What shield?" Arikraz asked.

"Quit asking questions! Just let me in," Liana demanded, reaching for a wrench.

With the shield expanded, Arikraz opened the cockpit and let Liana in. She explained in very small words so Arikraz could understand that it was an earlier version of Smylodon's Personal Shield. One day Smylodon was working on a beta version that exploded while testing. Smylodon built a newer and better one that actually worked, but Liana had kept the original and crossed it with parts from a Cybrid Alpha Shield.

"Also I used parts from a dust cloak to generate oxygen. Therefore, woman in the bubble," Liana finished.

"It's kind of cramped in here don't you think," Arikraz stated.

"Well, you want to get out and walk?"

"No, and how come you are driving?"

"Because I work on these and have infinitely better aim than you do. Plus I can," Liana said smugly.

"Well, we're almost," Arikraz began, but suddenly the two were transported out of the Gorgon. They were in a room, with torches everywhere; the Gorgon was behind them. In front was a crouched Executioner with two blue flame torches beside it. The head of the Executioner was carved and welded into a throne, "...there," Arikraz finished.

"Well, this was unexpected," Liana presumed.

"So, what now?" Arikraz asked.

"Geez, I don't know, how about we look around? Hey what a crazy idea, but it might just be stupid enough to work!" Liana exclaimed.

"You're being sarcastic aren't you?"

"Tell him what he's won Johnny! Well, Arikraz, you just won a smash over the head with a wrench, back to you Liana."

"Sarcasm?"

"Partially," Liana began to swing, but the wrench disappeared.

"Hey look," Arikraz said, pointing in a non-disclosed direction.

They watched as a black puddle sped across the floor. It stopped near them and started to shoot upwards like a fountain. It began to take the shape of a woman in leather. Part of the arm extended to make a whip. Black shiny hair grew downward like streams of water.

"Sorceress, I presume," Liana said.

"Not just any Sorceress, darling, the Sorceress. Welcome to my domain. I hope you will be staying for a while," she said while eyeing Arikraz.

"Right. Arikraz, sit in the corner, the grown-ups are going to talk now," Liana said. Arikraz went to the corner and sucked on his thumb.

"Tasty," he started celebrating his new found pastime.

"Anyway, what brings you two here?" the Sorceress asked.

"We need your help. We need to learn the Shado splitter and combiner abilities to help some hippies we found on the street," Liana explained.

"I won't teach you for free. Maybe if you trade me for your friend over there I will. It gets, oh so lonely here... all by my self," Sorceress said, going into heat.

"As much as I would like to ditch the annoyance... I need to keep him. Why? I have no idea. The story dictates that I need him, but we can give you somebody a lot better than him. His name is Demon; however, we need the spells," Liana explained, again.

"Well, I won't teach for free. Tell you what. Bring me the Artifact of the Elder from Mount Oldies, and I will teach him the splitter ability. Bring me my staff from the Devious Ice One, and I will teach you the combiner ability," Sorceress said, with her mind made up.

"Why not teach me both spells?" Liana asked.

With a sigh, Sorceress began, "One mortal does not have enough strength to hold the knowledge of both abilities. One with that kind of knowledge would just die and become the topic of a mindless spam post on a mindless-er forum, with the mindless-est name by Request. Trust me, it's not fun," Liana shuddered, thinking about the thought, "I will give an Emancipator to you, since you know how to use them. For him, a Bolo." Sorceress said. With a flick of the wrist and a twitch of the nose, the two were at the NSDF base in an Emancipator and a Bolo.

"Can I come out of the corner now?" Arikraz asked. Liana just sighed.

[Arikraz]

(NOTE: The first two postings of the story were written in some1's Director's Cut of this story. He never finished the DC version so the rest of the story will be the first cut of the story)

The two made the long trip to the Elder's mountain. He was a very old wise elder who had lived during the time of NAP's prehistoric first president George somethinganother. At the bottom of the Mountain were the remains of an Executioner, a Predator, and a Recluse. Too the side was a sign.

It read: "To attain my knowledge, you must first be able to defeat 3 folds of what I was, Click here to enter the chance for 6 trizilbrillion dollars and nude photos of the Sorceress FREE!!!"

"I hate ads" Liana said. With that the Predator came to life and attacked Liana. Arikraz retreated immediately. Liana began to tear off the PBWs but Arikraz beat her to the punch.

"Now who has better aim?" Arikraz asked, but while being distracted, the Executioner knocked out Arikraz's Right tread.

Liana, using skills from watching Perryn do it with a Goad, began to circle the Executioner. After a bit the Executioner fell. Liana, feeling satisfied, let out a sigh of relief... Then bolted almost out of her seat, The Recluse!

"Missile Warning." The drone voice of the computer said. Within seconds her shields dropped. Two more volleys and she would be gone. The 2nd volley hit, her MFAC fell to the ground with a smash. Just the 3rd volley began to strike, Arikraz turbined and rammed Liana out of the way. Arikraz took more damage. Before the Recluse could get off another round, Liana started shooting off missile batteries. Arikraz got the same idea. They got 2 at a time, the 3rd fired a last missile at Liana, knocking her shields back down. Arikraz got the last missile battery. the Recluse disappeared.

The Mountain opened up and the two, slowly, walked in. As they neared the end of the tunnel their vehicles healed.

"Welcome travelers. It's not often I get company... they usually don't make it past the Predator." Tarkus, the elder, said.

[Arikraz]

Through a private communicator known as AIM, a by product of NAP Online v.5672400000.01 that was once America Online, Arikraz and Liana speak privately.

ShootMe: He's old!
WrenchMaster: Shut up you idiot, he's the elder the Soprceress was talking about.
ShootMe: *Sorceress
WrenchMaster: I'm going to K1ll you!
ShootMe: lol
WrenchMaster signed off.

"What brings you two to my Mountain?" Tarkus asked. He was very short. He was also green and had big ears. Yet Liana sensed something about him.

"We were in battle. Our squad that is. The cybrids destroyed most of us, the ones that survived split in all directions..." Liana said, with a hint of defeat for added effects.

"My, cybrids? I remember when they first made those. Yes all those years ago... I was one of the lead researchers when we first developed the Dark Intellect. I remember it like it was yesterday... George Washington had just crossed the Hudson... or was that the Tigress... Oh well, the Greeks conquered the Fertile Crescent shortly after, then my tribe was killed by some dang huge rock from space... killed a lot of lizards too... in fact it was dark for a while, but then I invented the wheel..." Tarkus started going on and on.

"Umm... your point?" Arikraz asked, Liana sent him a threatening IM.

"Oh excuse me, I tend to go on and on... would you like to stay and rest for a while... Cybrids are relentless." Tarkus offered.

The two excepted. Tarkus gave them a tour of the mountain. There were all sorts of artifacts from the past. Liana could have swear she saw the Ark of the Covenant. As the tour went on Arikraz jumped up in glee and ran towards a giant horse.

"Don't touch that! It is very old, not as old as me, but old. It was from a place called Troy." Tarkus yelled.

They neared the end of the tour when Liana asked about an artifact she heard of from a rumor.

"I was just getting to that. Here it is. It was forged from the powers of the Sorceress on the hill, and the legendary Merlin. It is very sacred." Tarkus said with pride.

It was very small. It was round and had frilly things all over it. After starring Liana figured it out. It was a pink tutu. then it hit her... It was THE Pink Tutu! Magical and capable of bring magical powers to anyone who possess it.

Tarkus saw her starring at the artifact. She knows something... I better read her mind... So the Sorceress wants the tutu back eh? Using this little girl as her pawn. And what of the male... My gosh... He's a complete idiot. She must have lured him along... Well she won't be getting it!

"Let me take you to your room." Tarkus ended.

"Room? As is ONE?" Liana asked.

Tarkus nodded in agreement. Liana fainted.

Later that night Liana and Arikraz started plotting. Well Liana did, Arikraz was blowing bubbles with his tongue. They would wait for the old man to sleep. If he awoken, then Liana would use her beam sword she stole from Perryn's Goad.

They went to the main chamber where the tutu was located. Her Eman and his Bolo were ready to turbine out of the mountain when it was time to escape. They snuck by the old man, he was asleep. Liana told Arikraz to get ready to run. Liana touched the tutu. Immediately the old man woke. He jumped into the air with such grace. He kicked Liana in the face and she slid for a while. She got up, anger in her eyes. She drew the beam sword, which glowed Orange. Tarkus laughed.

"Light Sabres are SO old. But if that's the way you want to play..." Tarkus drew a beam sword as well. It glowed green. He yelled and ran at Liana. They began to fight. Liana could barely keep an eye on the old guy. He was jumping around and over her. The swords were making noises left and right. Liana began to have deja vu from an old data disc Perryn was watching.. War Stars or something of that genre. Never the less, Liana would not win.

"Arikraz you moron, get it!" Tarkus turned to attack Arikraz, but Liana slashed his arm. He got mad. Tarkus began to fiercely attack Liana.

"I got it!" Arikraz yelled. Tarkus began to get angrier. As if fueled by anger, Tarkus grew to a giant monster. He looked down at the two peons. He opened his mouth and began to suck EVERYTHING in. The two could barely hold on. However, Arikraz, thinking fast, threw two tiny pills into the suction. They had the word "Asprin" on them. Tarkus stopped sucking and fell asleep.

Panting, "That... was... close... Thanks... Ari... kraz..." Liana managed to get out.

"No sweat, but lets get out of here while we still can." Arikraz said.

They turbined towards the exit but the mountain had closed. Just as if luck ran out, they appeared in the Sorceress's Castle.

"Well done, I thank you for your services. I shall now teach Arikraz the Splitter move." the Sorceress said.

Hours later, Arikraz mastered it. They left and headed towards the NSDF base. But they arrival was a saddened one... Demon Aethyr was dead. IT died because the fusion was not a complete fuse.

"Arikraz, can't you preform Sage-ism?" Liana said, in hopefulness.

"Yes, but... I don't have enough power yet to pull off a Sage-ism on a two-in-one creature and then turn around and preform splitter without them dying again. We need SoMeOnE..." Arikraz said sadly.

"Well, they can wait... right?" Liana asked hopefully.

"No they can't." SoMeOnE, the good half, came up. "It died about 5 hours ago. The Sage-ism manuver has to be preformed within 16 hours after death. Then it is to late to bring the spirit back."

"We better hurry then, SoMeOnE, can you help us?" Arikraz asked.

"No, my reflexes are slower than Perryn's are, I'd die... I'll keep things running here. Please hurry. Everyone is not dead either. When me and Rigger were combined, Perryn created an alternate universe. Everyone is there. We need Perryn to bring them back." SoMeOnE said.

Liana and Arikraz set out. Liana was very quiet... almost as if she was dead.

You can't get away from me that easily...

"What the hell... Liana did you?" Arikraz asked.

"Tarkus... he's using thought speak." Liana responded.

Very good little girl. Too bad you will never grow up or grow old... at least physically.

"What?" They both said.

I've cursed you both. Both have eternal life and will never age as long as you both are alive. Every kind of pain, emotional, physical, will be felt by the other. Hope you don't get attached to anyone, because you two will be together for a long time...

Tarkus began to laugh. They had not yet realized what the curse actually meant, until later.

[Arikraz]

"I hate old people," Arikraz said.

"Shut up, let see... Go to my nav," Liana ordered.

"Yes sir!" Arikraz exclaimed.

"Be glad there methan seperating us right now."

Liana set her nav for Ice crater, where is was rumored that the Devious Ice one held residence. After checking the mailbox outside Liana was positive. Arikraz shoved a mousetrap in it and began to giggle.

As they entered the crater Liana's sensors were going crazy. It was showing Oxygen levels at 25% and Nitrogen levels at 70%. Before Liana could say anything.

"Look, there's a statue!" Arikraz yelled.

It was meduim height. It was a human with a viking helmet on. It has various furs surroounding it and had a huge sword in it's hands. In the other hand was a staff.

"That must be the Sorceress's staff." Arikraz deducted.

"Hmm this is very odd... Atmosphere is breathable here... least that's what the meter says.. but I don't think It's safe to try anything..." Liana began, but Arikraz cut her off by getting out of the Bolo. "...When this is over, teach me to be an idiot like you so I can become eligible for Dumb Luck Security." Liana finished.

Arikraz began to make his way up to the statue. He started to grab the staff but suddenly the sword started to glow blue. Liana felt a chill come over her. The statue came to life, almost as if Arikraz’s touching the staff disturbed it’s sleep.. or maybe it was just gas, who can tell?

“Hey he’s alive!” Arikraz stated.

“Who dares disturb my slumber… man I got bad gas, got any Maalox?” the Devious Ice one said.

“You’re short!” Arikraz exclaimed.

The Devious Ice One’s eyes squinted, within seconds the sword went through Arikraz’s body three different ways. But even as the blade exited his body, Arikraz still remained intact.

“So this is the key to immortality.” Liana finally said. But as the word exited her mouth Arikraz began to turn blue. Ice started to form around the blade’s path. Then it began to surge to the rest of his body.

“Woot! I’m an Ice fairy princess!” Arikraz barely made out as his mouth froze solid.

A tear came to Liana’s eye. She felt very VERY cold, but she became overcome with joy. If she hadn’t started cooking popcorn she could have hugged the guy. She shook her head, “Staff, got to get the staff, damn it’s cold!”<br>
“I’m not little… just Devious… yes very very devious, and Icey too… yes… muwaahhahahahahhhahahahaaa.” The Devious Ice One was enjoying his victory. However he did forget Liana was there, in a Eman, with twin ELFs targeted on him. Liana took nice aim, and the ELFs behaved for once. As the bolt of lightning traveled across his body, the Devious one turned to stone. Liana still felt so cold.

Liana walked forward and stepped on the sword, breaking the curse. Suddenly it wasn’t so cold. Arikraz grabbed the staff as the curse wore off of him. As his hands grabbed the base they appeared in the Sorceress’s palace once more.

“Well done… You’ve earned your prize. Liana, the combiner move.” The Sorceress said.

Minutes later Liana was combining apples and Gorgons.

“One last favor… can you tell us where Rigger is?” Arikraz asked.

“At Wal-mart. However, my powers can not reach that far so I will get you as close as possible.” Sorceress twitched her nose and shakes her booty and they appeared in Wal-Mart parking lot… all the way at the back.

“Oh my GOD! We have to walk ALL the way THROUGH the PARKING LOT!!!” Arikraz nearly laid an egg.

"Ok so... what tha... Are you laying an...?" Liana questioned.

"Yes.. " Arikraz said.

"I can actually feel it coming out, this is gross..." Liana mumbled.

***

"Sir, that 12 items." the clerk said.

"What? No.. the rocket launcher and cheese are one item." Rigger said.

"Let me check with customer service, this may take an hour so feel free to sit in the corner and rot into a skeleton with nicely arranged cobwebs." the clerk replied.

***

“Pain.” Liana said.

“Eggs.” Arikraz said.

***

Eggs… eggs… eggs.. Rigger perked up as he heard an echo. They’re here, Evil S1 thought. Rigger jumped off the bench and ran to the toys section to get more deadly weapons not meant to be devoured by 3 yr. olds.

***

Liana looked down, her palm pilot beeped. See opened it up and read. It was coded in |337 so Liana used her handy dandy |337 to English 7.8.

“Liana, this is S1. Who said eggs?! Now he knows where you are. Be careful.”<br>
“Arikraz, you blithering IDIOT!” Liana reached into her bag, grabbed a wrench and threw it at Arikraz.

***

“Oh my god… they’re here… what am I gonna do.” Rigger put down the Barbie for the 86th time. When approached by an assistant he growled.

“…Goad must have been Perryn’s… but he’s dead… and the other I think was Arikraz…” Rigger turned. He saw a short guy in Viking garb looking at crayons surrounded by chicks with frozen hair.

Rigger, controlled by Evil SoMe1, ran up to the guy, grabbed him and hoisted him up, demanding info about Arikraz. The guy reacted even quicker with a needle, Rigger’s hand froze and broke off from the pressure oh holding Ice Blade up.

“Bastard, and don’t do it again…” Ice Blade said, shoving Rigger back.

“Midget!” Rigger yelled in anger.

Ice turned around. He began to get angry, his eyes turned ice blue. His breath condensed and formed a short sword. He began to finish off Rigger, but Rigger stopped him.

“Wait! The Goad pilot. She’s here…. So is the other one.” Rigger stammered out.

***

Several hours later Liana woke up, Arikraz was picking his nose. There was a large pain in her head.

“What the hell happened?” Liana asked, annoyed.

“Well, you called me an idiot, threw a wrench at me, hit me on the head, then you fell out. Checked to see if you were ok, you were alive, so I got bored.” Arikraz said.

Liana blinked.

“Maybe it has something to do with the Tarquin putting that curse on us.” Arikraz suggested.

Liana thought. Every kind of pain, emotional, physical, will be felt by the other. “Tarkus” she said with smite.

“Yea that guy” Arikraz dug into some ice cream.

“Where’d you get the ice cream?” Liana asked.

“It just kinda appeared when that guy showed up.” Rigger pointed to Ice Blade, with his crew of chicks.

“Idiot! Get in your Bolo, we got company.” Liana hustled into the Goad.

“Well this isn’t fair, A goad and a Bolo, vs. me and my chicks, lets even the odds.” With amazement the 5 chicks that surrounded Ice grew and became pure ice, then they molded into Talons. Ice did the very same only he became an Apocalypse.

The battle got cold fast, the ice statues had perfect traction and never slipped. Liana and Arikraz were down fast, until Liana got an idea. She jumped out of the Goad, and pulled out her Thermal Lance Hand gun. Within minutes they were buckets of water.