here a joke

[killer]

well I not sure if anyone will find this funny but here it goes.

A Irishman, English man and a Scottish man is caught by a tribe of indians. The leader of the tribe says to them "we are going to skin you's and use your skin to make boats, but we are giving you a last request first"

He says to the english man what is your request
The english man says "I want all the beef I can eat"
the leader says ok, gives him it
So the english man is skined and turned into a boat

He says to the scottish man what is your request
The scottish man says "I want all the whiskey I can drink"
the leader says ok, gives him it
So the scottish man is skined and turned into a boat

He says to the irish man what is your request
The english man says "I want a fork"
the leader says ok, gives him it and looks at him funny and says "what do you want a fork for"
The irish man starts stabbing him self all over and says
"your not turning me into a boat"

LOL hope you like it, I love that joke

[Tarkus]

I remember hearing that one some time ago. I thought it was rather funny myself.

Of course, I used to hear all the "Polish" jokes when I was growing up then more of them while in the military.

[killer]

cool, I have heard a load of jokes but never remember them lol